tiny pants

So today I was strolling past a light rail stop, and there's a drinking fountain, and this guy standing at the drinking fountain had those mini pants on, the kind of pants that can't be pulled up all the way to the waist but only like half way up the thigh region, so the entirety of his underwear is exposed, and the way he just stood at the drinking fountain without drinking from it I was sure he was just washing his dick in it, I kinda wanted to go around him and prove this theory to myself but I didn't want to seem like a weirdo.