Doom would be scarier if it had nudity

Its already rated R, why do we gotta sensor all the monster dicks? I mean I would be more scared if this demon beast trying to kill me had genitals, just saying.

And I think Jurassic Park would be much better too if it had dinosaur dongs.

Don't tell me you've never wondered what Jason Vorhees' dick looks like, I mean come on.