How to order
Tell me which item you want, and what color, size, etc.
I will email you back to confirm and exchange info.
Payments only taken via Paypal.
Tshirts will ship within 2 weeks.
Stickers will ship the very day you purchase.
All stickers are 2 dollars each, plus 1 dollar shipping (unless purchased with t-shirt).
All t-shirts are 20 dollars plus 6 dollars shipping.
Double sided t-shirts are 25 dollars plus 6 dollars shipping.
the perfect gift for a friend you don't care about enough to spend more than a couple dollars on
Because you're kinda sporty but not really.
Your body your choice.
That's why mom and dad named you Joe Dirt instead of...
Looking for love in all the places
World's most over-hyped stand up comedian "Thunder Negro" official T-shirt
Fat Upper Pelvic Area
The animated game show series Official T-shirt
Quadruple Dare - Static Bubblegum + acid tab (Font and back)
Quadruple Dare - Race Flag + Ghost (Font and back)
Fear Inoculum deluxe
2 mint condition copies of Fear Inoculum deluxe editions.
Both were purchased directly from Amazon, never been opened.
Both have different designs on the back. I don't know what "version" they are, as there is rumoured to be 3 or 4 different versions with different designs.
$200 each, free shipping if in the USA.
First person to buy gets to pick which one they get.
Bad Words For Nice People
Coffee table book. A random assortment of jokes and short stories
$15 each, email if you want one
Say you want the book.